Independence is a Luxury, Sweetheart: Archive

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Interviewer: The Social Network is ridiculously quotable. What was your favorite line to say?
Andrew: So many! One of my favorite lines of Eduardo’s was at the dinner scene where Brenda, who plays my girlfriend, says, “He’s holding a 5,000-pound marlin.”
Andrew: And I’m like, “We all know that marlins don’t really weigh 5,000 pounds, right?” And she says, “Have you seen a big one up close?” And I’m like, “No, I haven’t, but I’m pretty sure the guy’s not holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. That would be a pretty big fish and a really strong guy.”
Andrew: I was like, that’s going to be such a fun line to do, but I kept fucking up!
Andrew: It was the end of a really long day, and we were all delirious from sushi and laughter and fake alcoholic drinks.
Andrew: I was just loopy and Jesse was messing with me off camera.
Andrew: Actually, he couldn’t help it; I find Jesse funny even if he’s just staring into space.
Interviewer: So there is such a thing as too much sushi?
Andrew: Yeah, too much sushi. And too much Eisenberg.

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i have to do an italian skit tonight (IN ITALIAN. THE LANGUAGE. THIS IS OBVIOUS BUT STILL) for the love of god, someone shoot me. (in the leg, preferably? or the arm. you know. somewhere non-life threatening) so then i can go to the hospital right down the street and NOT have to do this. i’m shaking i’m so scared.

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eruditechick: Hunger Games has the 3rd biggest opening in movie history. An action flick starring a girl. Who isn’t an emaciated stick. Who isn’t a princess. Whose journey is motivated by her sister, not a man. Who is not sexually used, abused, active or even objectified much. 3rd biggest opening in movie history. Spawning a franchise. Let’s just… let’s just think about that. Let’s just...

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i finished my paper and i cried.

likeicantcontrolmyself: followme-intothelight: likeicantcontrolmyself: followme-intothelight: SO HAPPY. HAPPY TEARS. TEARS OF JOY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PROUD OF MY ROOMMATE! EATING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1PM YIPEEEEEE wherefore art thou, roommate? I am in the conference room doing homework on Tumblr. :) oh. you know, i was really sad about that no-froyo thing. and then i...

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i finished my paper and i cried.

likeicantcontrolmyself: followme-intothelight: SO HAPPY. HAPPY TEARS. TEARS OF JOY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PROUD OF MY ROOMMATE! EATING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1PM YIPEEEEEE wherefore art thou, roommate?

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i finished my paper and i cried.

SO HAPPY. HAPPY TEARS. TEARS OF JOY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i have stages of getting ready.

I have to be somewhere at 12:15pm alarm goes off at 10:20am get out of bed at 11:00am shower go on tumblr at 12pm i need to start to think about leaving at 12:05pm i do leave, reaching destination at approx. 12:12pm and then i’m the first one there.

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Sara keeps playing music at the loudest possible...

likeicantcontrolmyself: followme-intothelight: likeicantcontrolmyself: Ugh. Horrible roommate. you’re the horrible one. making fun of me. I’M EXERCISING. YOU ARE SITTING ON TUMBLR. HOW DOES THAT QUALIFY AS EXERCISING. well NOW i am but i was exercising while listening to justin bieber’s sweet melodies. plus, i didn’t see you doing any crunches. excuses excuses

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likeicantcontrolmyself: Ugh. Horrible roommate. you’re the horrible one. making fun of me. I’M EXERCISING.

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Akyanna making fun of me.

but JB is so good though. #boyfriend

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Akyanna can't do ANY crunches.

so she shouldn’t talk. ugh. why do i live with her?!

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followthesignals: everybackwardblackbird: I always feel as though I’m asking for trouble with these, but then no one ever messages me anything, so I ask anyway. This ^

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