my sense of humor (because apparently i’m funny, although it doesn’t really happen on purpose) and my love of food just make me the perfect catch. (;
also my use of winky faces in awkward situations
and my embarrassing mortifications on the twitter.
and my embarrassing mortifications in person.
it really just makes my life interesting!
it’s amazing what people catch on film.
oh, a dog saved a puppy out of a swimming pool? i just happened to whip out my camera phone instead of jumping in to save the puppy myself, you know, to “capture the cuteness.”
i have this really bad habit of screenshotting funny conversations between me and rebecca.
i mean sometimes we talk about the randomest things. like her new fish, Frank.
i blame my need to document everything.
(Source: psycho-physical)
making up survey questions for the finance committee and I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
that awkward moment when you can’t function around other human beings.
Sam Adams <3
i drank too much again last night, damn
woke up with a hangover, time to roll up,
been workin so hard can’t they understand
so many kids like me, we just wanna blow up.
